Water under the bridge

I have a name, and it is Thomas, or Tom, whatever, hello. I'm not quite sure what to put here... If you're ever curious about what my blog is about, it's a "I post what I want" sort of blog. And that can mean pretty much anything, but surprisingly I manage not to post porn or selfies, so that's an achievement. Feel free to say hi, I like to talk. Just don't expect to be rid of me after you start.


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Reblogged from ridge

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

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Reblogged from arin-hans0n

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n, via georgeblahden)

Reblogged from d00med-deactivated20130413

d00med:

sometimes i forget i’m following people in really different timezones so i see posts and i’m like wHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE ZOO AT FOUR IN THE MORNING

(via coolator)

Reblogged from swatlock

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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Reblogged from popdeficient
pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

(Source: popdeficient, via doctorsatan)

Reblogged from downtondownstairs

downtondownstairs:

from facebook

looks like a vicar and a nurse?

Reblogged from zhavorsi

constellations-lie:

why does he blink with his pupils???

(Source: zhavorsi, via king-zachunter)

Reblogged from hashtagugly

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via king-zachunter)

Reblogged from funnybrunette

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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Reblogged from starquartz
gayly-saranade-me:

everelixir:

sailormichelle:

hey everyone !So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.
She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok

I met her at the last con I went to! She’s awesome :)

THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

gayly-saranade-me:

everelixir:

sailormichelle:

hey everyone !
So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.

She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok

I met her at the last con I went to! She’s awesome :)

THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

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Reblogged from unsuccessfulmetalbenders
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping

(via deductiontoseduction)

Reblogged from calvinheeter

thefacelesswont-saveyou:

vantitties:

If you could vote for anything in the world, what would you vote for?

Ellen is my spirit animal

are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez

(Source: calvinheeter, via thehatter-ismad)

Reblogged from clubsnuggie
thewinchestersandthedoctor:

clubsnuggie:

cherryneedsashuriken:

clubsnuggie:

rockurecrazycoloredsocks:

clubsnuggie:

look at this tiny dog

That’s a hamster you uncultured fuck

my dog is in tears right now. think before u speak.

I’m pretty sure it’s actually a gerbil.

first of all, how dare you

aw i really like your dog! don’t listen to those people. your dog is beautiful. but he is really tiny though! what kind of dog is it?

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

clubsnuggie:

cherryneedsashuriken:

clubsnuggie:

rockurecrazycoloredsocks:

clubsnuggie:

look at this tiny dog

That’s a hamster you uncultured fuck

my dog is in tears right now. think before u speak.

I’m pretty sure it’s actually a gerbil.

first of all, how dare you

aw i really like your dog! don’t listen to those people. your dog is beautiful. but he is really tiny though! what kind of dog is it?

Reblogged from jimmyfuckinghatcher2-deactivate

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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